Yesterday I decided my topic was Jon Gosselin (you know the Jon & Kate Plus 8 folks) and I was all set with guns blazing directed right at Jon. Then I see story after story about Kate talking stuff about Jon all over the press too. Hmm…is it fair to shine the spotlight on just Jon or should they both be talked about?

The guns are still blazing primarily for Jon for several reasons.

1. According to Jon, Kate ‘abused’ him by traveling so much.

In his recent interview he claimed she traveled too much and he couldn’t take the abuse. Seriously? Look, you’ve got EIGHT kids and one of the few ways to support them is with book tours and other events because frankly a regular 9 to 5 just isn’t gonna cut it in THIS economy. Suck it up Jon. That’s what happens when you have EIGHT kids.

2. He keeps trying to tell us WHY the marriage ended.

WHO CARES! Neither one of you have done anything that will change the world so why do WE (the public) need to know these details. You (and your blabbermouth wife Kate) just want to share these details but its tacky and shows you’re immature. Your kids WILL grow up to read and view these interveiws so just chill and PARENT the kids.

3. The marriage ended.

Sorry that it got tough for you Jon but when you have EIGHT kids you don’t have the luxury of just quitting. Now that the children are here you (that means the BOTH of you) HAVE to do WHATEVER is required to make it work. Bottom line. Just quitting proves that you don’t think your family is important enough to put in some real effort to try. I knew you were weak when I first saw you.

4. He’s already dating/engaged to ANOTHER woman.

Now if your marriage is sooooooooo bad it would seem to me that the last thing you would want is ANOTHER wife. Are you serious? Don’t you have EIGHT kids to raise? And what kind of chick is checking for a man with EIGHT kids and no NBA contract??? Seems like Jonny boy was itching at the seams just to get a taste of some poontang that hasn’t been through the trauma he’s used to. You don’t fall in and out of love like the weather changes. Put the effort that you have for your dating life into working on that marriage. What makes this new girlfriend so bad is that she’s the DAUGHTER of the plastic surgeon that did Kate’s tummy tuck. Are you serious??? All the chicks out here and you get HER? Yes you were itching for ANY piece of poontang.

5. He was jealous of the attention Kate received.

Sigh. Another bitch-made indicator flag. Dude, she had SIX babies at once. Let me repeat that. SHE HAD SIX BABIES AT ONCE. He had nothing but heavy balls. Sure you’re the father but you’re NOT carrying the babies so unfortunately you don’t get the shine. So you jealous and mad you don’t have a uterus? I can’t give you uterus but I can surely make you feel like you’re giving birth to six babies if that’s what you need to GET OVER YOURSELF.

This Jon & Kate situation has shown me that you can’t be selfish AND married because those two things do not work well together.  If for nothing else but for the kids, Jon and Kate…GROW UP.

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